Am I A Tartlet Yet Guise?

I've just signed up on DeviantArt. How crazy is that? And with not a single drop of reluctance or self-loathing.

I am endeared to many forms of art. The fields of drawing, 3D modeling and pixelart have all tasted my hand. Unfortunately, I am not particularly good at any of them, as each additional Talent in God's character creation ruleset raises the cost of skill upgrades by 50%.

As of now, I am gearing up to produce another splendid/squalid work of art. I am also poised to add a number of inane smilies to every post I make in order to improve relations and establish lasting friendships on this site.

Oh, and I need to pee. What'll you make of that?