GrayStarOfPurgatory

I am the eldest child of an upper-middle-class family. I have a younger brother and a younger sister who go at each others' throats once every few days. My mother is a housewife, while my father's employment is a nebulous, touchy subject that is unsuited for open discussion at the dinner table. I fear that posting any more details about his activities may incriminate him.

My extended family is comprised of a haphazard mix of Christians, Muslims, and New Age Energy Crystal Worshippers. They only go at each others' throats once every few years, surprisingly.

I myself am an agnostic fence-sitter. The only things that stall me from full-blown atheism are hypochondriac tendencies and a fear of death. There was an incident where I diagnosed myself with liver failure and had to be put away for two months.

I keep a two foot long Gulf Saratoga as a pet. Its name is Fish-chan. At times it is my only friend. At others, I'm too busy shitting up the town with my human friends to pay much attention to it. Thankfully, a few days of fasting now and then don't impact its health very much.

Despite my piling schoolwork and compulsive masturbation tendencies, I manage to draw some things once in a while.

Sometimes I build ships for Battleships Forever, a freeware game where make-believe ships shoot at each other for no reason.

Favourite genre of music: Power Metal
Favourite style of art: Animu & Mango
Operating System: Windows XP SP2
MP3 player of choice: Media Player Classic
Personal Quote: "I'M EATING A YORKIE BAR. YOU JELLY, LADIES?"